Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Remember What DEFCON Stands For?

So Iran has broken the seals on the UN closed nuclear facilities. Iran assures us that they have nothing but good intentions. Naturally they immediately demonstrate how trustworthy they are by reneging earlier promises.

In unrelated news, President Bush assured reporters today that the U.S. had several spare cans of whup-arse should they be needed. He also stated that with the tension still running high in Iraq, a quick joy ride through the desert for some straightforward destruction could be just what the troops need to improve morale.

I probably made that last bit up. He really only discussed it with Dick and Condie...

OK, I made that up too. As far as I know.

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