Saturday, August 4, 2012

The Brightshadow Memos: The Clintonville Incident

As you can see, sir, the media coverage of the mysterious ground events in Wisconsin has been effectively blanketed. The data provided by our friends at the “Geological Survey” were enough to fend off the reporters. Of course, a portable seismograph array happened to be in the area because of the leads we were following regarding a branch of the Cult of the Diggers. The actual size and boldness of the group, including dressing several of their actions to make it appear that their victims had simply moved away, not to mention the palpable evidence of their near success, should show once again that such things are a clear and present danger to the country. This is real terrorism of an even more horrific sort, and even harder to predict to boot.

Once again, I urge you to allow Project Brightshadow a freer hand. The Digger cults in particular have been more active of late, and the assets we have are stretched very thin. Cleanup actions such as this consume valuable resources. Might I suggest that the continuous deadlock on budgetary matters in Congress be viewed as an opportunity rather than a hindrance?

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